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Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cheney in a wheelchair: The comedy gods are alive and well

WASHINGTON — Ex (chills) Vice-President Dick Cheney has arrived at the U.S. Capitol in a wheelchair for the inauguration of Barack Obama.

Cheney was wheeled out behind President George W. Bush to take his place alongside dignitaries that included former Vice Presidents Al Gore Dan Quayle and Walter Mondale.

The White House says Cheney pulled a muscle in his back while moving boxes. He and his wife are moving into a new home outside Washington in McLean, Va. His doctor recommended that he use a wheelchair for the next couple of days.




All he needs is an eyepatch and dark leather gloves and the transformation to Dr. Strangelove will be complete. Cheney in a wheelchair was the headline and I was really hoping it was a typ-o for Cheney in handcuffs. I was really shocked to see Cheney in wheelchair , considering he eats embryos for breakfast everyday. Three major heart attacks with a pig’s heart, an assassination attempt, and yet moving cardboard boxes was his downfall. Don’t believe it for one second. I am willing to bet you all of Haliburton and Blackwater’s stock that he was faking the injury just so he wouldn’t have to stand and applaud the new administration. In brief, an apt metaphor for such an injurious administration.

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