Meet Sarah palin's New Neighbor

Shameless, slimy snow grifter Sarah Palin is upset, and this time it isn't at the big meanie liberal media for making her think and her cute forehead wrinkle or because the price of moose burger meat slightly rose. Sarah Palin, whose most famous for dooming a dithering corpse's presidential campaign and giving the most screwed names to her offspring, has recently made news after feigning outrage on her facebook page over her new neighbor– Joe McGinniss, a writer authoring an unflattering book about her.

A respected author and journalist Joe McGinniss, a strident critic of Sarah Palin,(oh well...) has thrown caution and sanity into the wind and taken up residence right next store to Sarah Palin. Not to worry, though, Sarah can still see Russia from her side. Apparently McGinniss first wrote an expose on Palin and her natural gas pipeline plan for the Conde Nast publication Portfolio  last year. Seeing as Sarah refuses to stop being Sarah (you get the drift...), Joe McGiniss is authoring another book on her tentatively titled, "Sarah Palin's Year of Living Dangerously" and could be on the shelves in the fall of 2011.

"We're sure to have a doozey to look forward to with this treasure he's penning. Wonder what kind of material he'll gather while overlooking Piper's bedroom, my little garden, and the family's swimming hole?" said Palin.

Already Sarah has informed her facebook friends that Mr. McGinniss will be waxing carrots to her underage daughter and fantazing about Sarah's garden when not watching the entire clan splash around the old swimming hole. Such a horrid beast that Mr McGinniss, but that shouldn't dissuade Sarah from dropping by for a cup of sugar, it's after all the neighborly thing to do...sort of.

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