Senator Vitter calls Rachel Maddow a dude

 

Diaper boy Sen. David Vitter (R-LA), the Republican Senator of Louisiana who made headlines a while back for his hot diaper sex fetish, who just can't seem to keep catch a break, is finding himself in more doo doo (good thing for the diaper) after jostling on a radio show about how Rachel Maddow looks like a dude based upon her High School yearbook photo. 

Okay, so perhaps her choice in eyeglasses make her look like Harry Potter or a mathemagician at a dorky kid's B-day party. But MSNBC is fairly certain that Rachel Maddow, much like her liberal counterpart Keith Olbermann, is a lady.

Here's the word-for-word transcript from David Vitter's appearance on the morning radio show:

 
MALE HOST: I wonder if Senator Vitter is ever going to post, like, maybe the video of the first time he was on the floor of the Senate. If I have to show the way I looked the first time I was on TV, you should do that too.

VITTER: We should go further back than that, how about high school yearbook?

MALE HOST: Oh yeah.

VITTER: De La Salle marching band.

MALE HOST: That'd be cool. Well you know, with Rachel Maddow they had that picture of her...

FEMALE HOST: Looking like a woman.

MALE HOST: Yeah it was really bizarre.

VITTER: [LAUGHS]: Must have been a long time ago.

ALL THREE: [HEAVY LAUGHTER]

 What better way to resurrect a fledgling re-election campaign by mocking your enemy's high school year book photo. I imagine the voters of Louisiana are much more concerned about a lesbian liberal commentator's high school features than their economic livelihoods following the BP rig disaster. 

Naturally, the Vitter campaign went into damage control, which is really the only type of control when you're working for David Vitter. 

Here's the apology letter released by the Vitter Campaign:

 

Dear Rachel,

Regarding my remark during a radio conversation today, I apologize.
The hosts made their comment and I obviously chimed in. While we do not usually agree on the issues, I do not think you deserved that comment.

Sincerely,
David

One can only assume that David realized that Rachel is a woman and can potentially let him defecate in a diaper at a mutually agreed upon price.

Mel Gibson's Passion of the N-Word

Occasional actor/director and full-time cartoonish lunatic Mel Gibson officially ended any chances of bringing us Passion of the Christ 2 after a philippic tirade was caught on audio tape, which includes such Hallmark gems as wishing that Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his infant daughter, be "raped by a pack of niggers" as well as screaming about her wearing "tight pants so you can see your fucking pussy."

 

"You're an embarrassment to me. You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault."

"How dare you act like such a bitch when I have been so f**king nice."

"I am going to come and burn the f**king house down... but you will blow me first ."

Oh Mel, every angry ex has been there before. But it's widely known that the arson/blow job invitation almost always should precede the irrational string of violent calumnies and racial slurs. That's not to say that Mel Gibson isn't the only person in Hollywood to use the N word, there are many known studio executives, directors, producers, actors who use the word willy-nilly. And we certainly cannot leave out all of those refined  rappers. But I'm fairly certain that none of these individuals have solidified their rants with the arson/blow job invitation. That's just tacky and in poor taste. 

Mad Mel's horrendous rant certainly displays a massive amount of rage and aggression, but considering that this was supposedly a private conversation harangue I hardly see why the world should be spared another misplaced Buddy Film. It seems that Talent Agency WME just dropped Mel over his liberal usage of the N-word. Nevermind the steady stream of feminist rhetoric he so eloquently shared with Oksana, as rich white guilt Hollywood Liberals would rather feign sensitivity and concern for race over misogyny. 

  The only good thing that can come from this is the hope that The NY Times runs this story and imagining its stuffy, uptight editors quibble ad nauseam over the proper usage of the word pussy.

Harry Reid's son ashamed of his own last name

 Senate majority Leader Harry Reid’s son, Rory--who looks like a dehydrated version of his father–is running for Governor in Nevada, only he doesn’t want anyone to know his last name. So apparently disgusted with his biological association with his daddy that he failed to include his last name in this ridiculous political ad, which is the first of many “Just call me Rory” ads.

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Harry Reid's son ashamed of his own last name

The fallout of General McChrystal’s Screw Up.

After unloading a steady stream of obscenities that would make Abbie Hoffman blush, the fallout of General Stanley McChrystal’s in depth interview in Rolling Stone Magazine (they’re famed for their knowledge of military brass) is echoing beyond the Pentagon and the White House. The brash General hasn’t much sang-froid and lacks the effete savior-faire that is a major part of the Obama Admin (his favorite movie is Talladega Night), but his vituperative words for the president with respects to the ongoing conflict in Afghanistan was very revealing.

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The fallout of General McChrystal’s Screw Up.

Facebook Growth has come to a halt.

From the unscrupulous kid who helped replace Myspace, which replaced Friend Finder, which replaced texting, which replaced email, which replaced talking with your mouth,Facebook’s CEO Mark Zuckerberg has acknowledged that the social network’s rapid growth has finally slowed. It seems that Zuckerberg was paying nearly as much attention to rival social network Twitter than invading Facebook users’ privacy. In fact, Zuckerberg was reportedly more threatened by Twitter than talking to members of the opposite sex.

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Facebook Growth has come to a halt.

World Cup Sexy Fans

The whole world is boiling over with World Cup fever, but not so much the part that involves the a bunch of hairy dudes kicking around a white rounded leather balls. Sure, petty nationalism and random reminders that BP is still the root of all evil as long as Cheney is resting in his man safe deep beneath the earth's surface still hold significance. But in a sexually depraved, wardrobe malfunction oriented society where prurience and barely claded underage girls are the primary focus of our empty lives, it's always ladies nite at the world cup.

Obviously the harder the nipples of fans, the better the Argentinian soccer team plays.

I believe Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel wears these shorts at the Bundestag

So are really experiencing salacious soccer fandom or some cheap, sinister viral marketing campaign?

It seems that the row of blond bombshells shown above was actually a form of marketing known as "ambush marketing" by a Dutch Brewery. In fact, Fifa is considering legal action against the Dutch brewery it accuses of using women fans to advertise its beer at the World Cup.

"What seems to have happened is that there was a clear ambush marketing activity by a Dutch brewery company," said Fifa spokesman Nicholas Maingot.

My best guess is that Mr. Maingot has never actually watched a beer commercial or seen one of the gazillion of off-air advertisements before in his life. Based upon what the majority of viewers see, my understanding is that the actors in beer commercials and/or advertisements typically don't feature female Literature majors in pants suits discussing the decline of deconstructionism on college campuses. In other wards, the objectification of women in beer ads is about as mundane as the exploitation of children in commercials. It's as firmly ingrained in our psyche as the Five-Dollar Foot Long Bacon or White-Castle scented candles. So is legal action really necessary, MR. Buzz McKillington?

The sad life of Jon Edwards.

The sad life of Jon Edwards.